i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Your penis caused this!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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