Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
PANTIES FOUND
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