Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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