If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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