Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My bed smells like the plague
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Randomize
