he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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