apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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