I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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