how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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