I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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