so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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