My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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