I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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