So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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