Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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