before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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