Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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