well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My dick has a subreddit
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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