I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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