did you get engaged???
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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