i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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