I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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