I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
