my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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