idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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