I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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