Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
kristin has been a bad kristin
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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