were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
