...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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