It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
