I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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