Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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