I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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