On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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