Can Purell be used as lube?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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