so let's talk penis.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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