Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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