Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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