just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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