Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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