1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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