sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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