absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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