dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
