do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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