well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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