if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
vagina is talking i cant
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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