i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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