just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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