just survived the first fart of the relationship.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
