very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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