Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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