I have demons in me.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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