I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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