Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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